You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I deserve this hangover.
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