Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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