he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
