using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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