I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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