I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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