Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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