i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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