It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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