Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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