why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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