to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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