He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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