Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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