what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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