My room smells like vodka and shame
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
did i just pee glitter
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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