his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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