who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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