Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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