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(248): View more from Michigan

My new storm is the chrons

(248): View more from Michigan

The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one

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i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!

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Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!

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well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours

(615): View more from Tennessee

This is why you're my favorite TA

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(317): View more from Indiana

The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum

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