Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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