she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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