I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i would punch a child for taco bell
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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