White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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