it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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