weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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