I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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