How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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