So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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