dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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