id be glad to
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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