You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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