went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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