You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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