Why are handjobs necessary in class?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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