Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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