so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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