Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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