i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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