But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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