whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize