in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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