Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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