Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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