Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You have to summon your inner elephant
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize
