My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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