Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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