This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Bring me that man meat
Randomize
