Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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