My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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