That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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