Just fell off a train. Bad.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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