cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I need moral support for this bender
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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