Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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