She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
