***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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