He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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